As a Sloth I would have to say that there is no option but to get on the disc brake wagon. There is no going back once you've farmed them out - well, look at young Bob for one - even she's got herself some of them there Hope Mono Minis.
No stopping you? Yes they will, thankyou please.
To be honest though mr Bungle, someone of your calibre would be much more suited to a new full-susser anyway - or why not borrow the Colonel's for a few months/years? Still in showroom condition I understand.
It's better to regret something you have done than to regret something you haven't done.