A story of schnitzels, Alan and cow's heads set in the Zitteral valley in March 2005. A barnstorming production starring Mr Fancy, Mr That, Ms This, The Other, Otter, Dan Black, Jennnnnnaaaaaiiiiiii The Blader, Bob, The King, Le Cheval, The Colonel and of course, the star of the show, the twinkle in the milkman's eye, Mr Nicholai Beneekei!

"Alan is tired, very tired".

"Well you look after Alan, I'm going home to bed...."