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(Previously) Wandering amongst the mountains of New Zealand in search of cheese

October 2006 - Posts

  • Back in Aussie - Adelaide

    Seems like ages ago that I last posted up here - not having t'internet hasn't helped too much with that I reckon. So what's been going on in the Life of Sloth?

    Christchurch

    Spent 5 frustrating days driving round and round the one-way system looking for somewhere to live. Not something we want to have to do again for a while. Found a couple of awesome places, but lost them to other people as we were too honest on our applications (saying that we were planning on staying 4 months +, rather than lying and saying we'd stay for a year). Very, very stressful and made all the more so by not having t'internet or a desk, so this Sloth unable to work. Left ChCh on the 19th Oct to fly back to Aussie for a few weeks. Got Jetstar from ChCh to Melbourne - very good for budget airline, loved the handheld video devices.

    Adelaide

    Did all that season really happen? Funny, we both thought that when we arrived back in our room at Sarah's dad's place. It was like we'd never left. Didn't do loads over there, just yet more sorting out of our stuff we shipped from UK (do we really need it?) - had to put that in storage now, along with the boards, so that leaves them about as far from any mountains as they could be Sad. Got a lot of work done anyway, albeit on 28k dial-up (annoys me that companies like Optus restrict people's t'internet access so anally - what is anyone supposed to do with 100Mb downloads a month?! Devil). What I did love was getting back to Unley Swimming Pool. Had a whole lane to myself there - even though it felt hot to me, most Aussies don't go to the outside pool unless it's over 30c! Good new farmer's market near there too. Anything else? Oh yes, Suree's Thai restaurant - got to be up there in the best we've ever had (banana leaf chicken, chilli pork balls, everything we had was amazing). Got a fair bit of family stuff in too, both SJ's and seeing my uncle Ian.

  • First week in Christchurch

    Bothered, bothered, bothered. AngryAngryAngry It wasn’t supposed to be as difficult as this! The idea was to come to ChCh, find somewhere to live and get sorted all before we left for Aussie. What’s actually happened is that I’ve spent 5 days driving round and round the one-way system looking at (mostly) *** houses. 
    On Sunday it looked like it was all going smoothly – we’d been round to see an amazing house in Richmond, just north-west of the city. Thought we’d got that and all was fine (they only wanted $330/week for fully-furnished near-new 3 bed house. Oh it was so damn cool), but they called to let us know someone else had got it. Next few days didn’t really find anything decent, before being shown round a wicked converted office space. This was the one – massive open plan lounge and kitchen, separate office, nice and secure and quiet, fully furnished and only $300 / week. Sorted. We even met the neighbours. Pretty much ran round to the office, signed up and waited for the nod. 2 hours passed, no word, called, left message, no reply. Went to the office. DENIED! Yet again another couple had beaten us to it. FFS!!! BOTHERED.
    Given up on finding somewhere to live since then. Will have to sort it when we get back from aussie. I dunno, have we made the right decision living in Christchurch? Tough one, we’ll see about this on our return.
    Still, had a look at the mtb trails up in the Port Hills. Holy crap!! Now there’s something to make me want to stay. Singletrack as far as the eye can see. No, really, I couldn’t actually figure out where it came from or went to, but there were plenty people riding and it looks awesome. Farming that out as soon as we get back.
  • Doubtful Sound Overnight Cruise

    An early-ish start today for something we'd booked several weeks ago - an overnight cruise on Doubtful Sound with Real Journeys.

    Drive to Manapouri

    It just shows how little else other than snowboarding we've done in the last few months - we were in new territory as soon as we went past the entrance to the Remarkables! (that's only 4km from home!) quite strange seeing all the same mountains from the other side of the lake (I hadn't even realised there was a road there to be honest!).

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    Other than thousands of new-born lambs and snow-capped mountains there's not a lot down this way - barely anyone lives here. You can really see how there are 10 times as many sheep as people in New Zealand! Leaving one mountain range behind, the peaks of Fjorldland got ever closer, and soon enough we arrived in Manapouri, where our cruise departed from. Had plenty of time to spare, so went down to the perfectly still lake to take it all in. Fantastic! So calm and peaceful.

    Gordon Ramsey would have a thing or 2 to say about Café 23 in Manapouri. Looks great from the outside, freshly painted, nice benches in the sun, looking over the lake. So the 2 old munters working there just sit out the front on the sunniest tables, smoking away. Went inside, which looks all nice but smelt of nothing but grease. Strange empty food warmers and cakes in the cupboard. What's this place all about? Coffee machine seemed to have them stumped too. Sort it out!

    Boat across Lake Manapouri

    Started our journey on a catamaran across the lake. Incredible how still it was - check these pics out:

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    Arrived at the other side where Manapouri Hydro-Electric Power Station sits. Now, Dan Black - how the hell did they build that then? Find out please. So you find an inaccessible spot on the edge of a fjord, dig underneath it for several kms and build an underground powerstation? Ok then. On to a coach with the most bored of boring coach drivers, to take us up and over Wilmot Pass, apparently the most expensive road in NZ at $2/cm.

    Fjorldlands Navigator

    27 of us boarded the Fjordlands Navigator, our boat for the next 24 hours, at Deep Cove, the head of Doubtful Sound. We’d done well doing this in the low season, as the boat has room for 70! We also got locals’ special prices – only around $400 for the 2 of us for the cruise and all meals – bargain! Didn’t let the others on board know they’d paid almost twice what we had!)

    After an introduction by the crew, the boat set off down the Sound. Weather and scenery were amazing – perfect blue skies and trees right down to water level. Doubtful isn’t quite as steep-sided as Milford Sound, but is longer and less touristy – we barely saw another boat in the whole time we were there. First stop was at Crooked Arm, where we went kayaking around the shoreline – so peaceful! Back on board, we had the opportunity to go swimming if we wanted. Well I don’t think they’d even finished asking the question before I’d climbed up and jumped off the back! Mid-air Sloth:

    Sloth Jump IMG_0050 Fur Seals

    From there we cruised over to Blanket Bay (see photo of Blanket Bay Hotel above) – long used as a safe spot to anchor after rough seas. Headed on out to sea – quite a lot of swell by then; got some great shots of fur seals basking in the sun.

    Back into the Sound again with sails up and saw a Fjordland Crested Penguin – got these mad bright yellow eyebrows. Was hard to get a good shot of him unfortunately.
    We spent the night anchored in First Arm. Ridiculous amount of food there in our buffet dinner, accompanied by a good Triplebank Pinot Noir and of course finished off with a selection of cheeses. Damn English twathead on table behind us.

    Day 2

    Managed to get myself up and out of my deep sleep to catch sunrise – a very eerie experience! So stoked about the photos I got, especially this one (which at last count had 566 views on Flickr!:

    Sunrise @ Doubtful Sound Sunrise at Doubtful Sound

    Farmed out a huge buffet breakfast, before cruising over to Hall Arm – wasn’t long before a pod of bottle-nosed dolphins was swimming alongside the boat and jumping up out of the water! Genius. At the end of this part of the fjord they turned the engines off for “sounds of silence”, allowing us to fully appreciate the sounds of the wildlife. Felt so lucky to be in such an amazing peaceful place, albeit damn cold cos we were in the shade and I was just in shorts and thongs!

    Back to Queenstown

    Straight back to Deep Cove, over Wilmot’s Pass, across Lake Manapouri and ashore. Stopped at a great café on the way back at Five Rivers – check these beauties out – who’d win? Alpaca vs. Mini Cheval. Alpacas really aren’t right at all! Looks like a cross between a llama and a sheep, makes a noise like a cat/sheep and scratches itself like a dog. I wouldn’t want to be in his head, especially hanging round with Marvin the Mini Cheval all day.
    Lambs, lambs everywhere.

    Been a bit of a Slothanory that one, but was an amazing couple of days. So lucky with the weather, cos 2 days later the roads down there were blocked with 30cm of snow! What’s that all about then? Gone from 23c to deep snow. 

  • You put in an excavator bucket and it is like wet sand on the beach

    ...said Dan Black. Yes, our very own Dan Black had quite a few words, some of them quite big, to say about the new bypass for Barford in Warwickshire.

     For all you crane-lovers out there, there's some lovely close-ups for you further on this document. Beautiful work monsieur, keep em coming!

    Here you go, the article in full.

    p.s. for some reason he's calling himself Danny Brown here - must be a spelling mishtake or something!
     

  • Mount Cook

    The strong winds had continued through the night, so I was surprised to wake up to quite calm weather at 6:45am - just in time to see sunrise over Mount Cook. Pretty spectacular isn't it?

    Sunrise @ Mount Cook

    Hooker Valley Walk

    Downstairs to a huge buffet breakfast and watch the sun come up over the mountains and the wind return. Checked out and drove down to the campsite car park to the start of the Hooker Valley walk. Apart from the ever-strengthening wind, the weather was perfect - warm and sunny. So much so that I was out in just shorts and t-shirt. As we headed further up towards the head of the valley, it became more apparent that I was the only one to be dressed so minimally. Strange, I usually have the whole kit with me, even when walking across Richmond Park, but in this, one of the most extreme places I've been, I had nothing but an apple, a small bottle of water and a hoodie.

    As we progressed, we crossed 2 swing-bridges over raging ice-cold rivers below. Now I'm not as bad as I used to be, but walking over bridges like this with minimal handrails in a severe gale gave me the FEAR! Actually had to retreat a couple of times as the wind got too strong to walk in. In fact on a boardwalk section I literally got blown off my feet! Several times we had to hit the ground or hide behind a boulder to shelter from the gusts. I used one of the long-drop dunnies and was expecting that to lift off it was so strong!

    It took us around 1.5 hours to reach the turning point of the walk - shame we couldn't stick around for longer as it was incredible up there. Icebergs!!! Not sure I'd ever seen them before - loving that. And the bits of washed-up glacial ice on the shore - so, so pure.

    Icebergs! Icebergs!

    On the way back I noticed something fall out of the corner of my eye - one of the glaciers higher up was chucking out its rubbish - huge chunks of ice. This was followed by a thunderous roar, which could be heard clearly over the top of the wind. Great seeing all this in action. Although that was around 1km away, best not too hang around in these conditions - you never know when one of these could set off a big slide.

    Made it back loads quicker thanks to the tailwind - just got over the last bridge before some tremendous gusts prevented the following group from crossing!

    Lake Pukaki

    The drive back from Mount Cook follows alongside Lake Pukaki, which is a brilliant turquoise colour due to the presence of Rock Flour (finely ground particles of rock that stay suspended in the water). At the time I was very gutted that I didn't get a photo from the village end of the lake, but am pretty pleased with this effort anyway:

    Lake Pukaki

    Drive to Lake Tekapo

    The landscape between the 2 lakes is ever-changing. One minute you're on a moonscape, the next you're in lush green countryside. Lake Tekapo itself isn't much to speak of really - another tourist stopover with a turquoise lake (not as bright as Pukaki).

    And Onward...

    We were getting a bit short on time now as it was still around 300km to Christchurch (ChCh) and we needed to make it before sunset because of having no rear lights. In most countries that should be no problem - maybe 2.5 hours. Not in New Zealand though where our main road across the country was often a 45km/h road winding around the hills! Certainly makes for an interesting drive though - you really can't grow tired of this scenery! That is until you reach the dead-flat plains around Ashburton and Christchurch. Yawntastic!

    First Traffic Lights

    The closer we got to the city, the more we became aware of how much of a small remote town Queenstown is. I really had to think about things like traffic lights, junctions, other traffic etc. We only had one set in QT and they were on a 1-way bridge!

    With the FEAR riding on my back we arrived in ChCh, found our accommodation - English Park Eco Lodge and walked to the city for dinner. Alan got on the case quickly and sent us off to a comfortable night's sleep. Very, very warm in this city.

  • Queenstown - Mount Cook

    After seemingly endless packing, repacking and cleaning, we finally left Queenstown some 2.5 hours late. No time even for a pre-roadtrip Macca’s, cos we had to make it to Nevis Bluff on the hour. This is a point on the road where they’re blasting the unstable rock face away and there’s no alternative route, so the road’s only open for 20 minutes every hour.
    The wind was picking up more and more the further we went – severe gales warning today – definitely made driving a little more difficult with the amount of stuff we had in the car – literally no room for anything else! Pretty soon we were in new territory, heading past Cromwell, round Lake Dunstan and up over Lindis Pass. Still very brown and bare up there – snow must have only just melted. There’s pretty much nothing between Cromwell and Lake Tekapo (about 300km), bar a couple of villages that exist solely to serve passing traffic. Did have a rather good blueberry muffin though.

    Overloaded

    Entering Mount Cook National Park it wasn’t long before we got the first sight of the big mountain itself. Pretty much unbeatable view it was too! Bright turquoise Lake Pukaki in front of us with towering, tent-shaped Mount Cook in the distance. Another 55 windy kilometres saw our arrival in Mount Cook village and the Hermitage Hotel. As it was Sarah-Jaye’s birthday the following day, I’d booked us a room in the hotel rather than the backpackers – complete with floor to ceiling window looking straight on to the mountain. Most importantly it had a bath – something SJ’s been looking forward to for the last 6 months!
    After a bit of sushi, got out on a walk up to Kea Point (1.5 hours return), which gave us a fantastic view of the mountain and glacial lakes. Back to the hotel bar to watch the sunset before our amazing buffet dinner. Buffets always mean I end up eating much more than I would usually, but with this stuff there’s no way you couldn’t try pretty much everything. Big range of salads, seafood, roast meats, miniature desserts and of course, a cheese board!

    Mad clouds Mt Cook from our window

    Mt Cook up close

    Check out the mad face in that one! Not good, not good at all!

    More from Mount Cook to follow shortly...

  • Val D'Isere Photos - some GnarlyBoarders classics!

    Just found some absolute classic photos from back in the day of Val's Big Hair. The colours are amazing in this lot. Deary me, great times. Laughed so much a bit of wee came out.

    Check these out 

    The old crew

    Funhead and Mattyam

  • Mother Nature can be so cruel

    October 8th 2006: All the South Island resorts finally close after an epic season. 2pm, only a couple of hours of lifts left and what happens? It starts to snow. Big time. Sarah-Jaye was finishing up at work at the Remarkables and took forever to get back down cos they had to put chains on and clear the road. I meanwhile was down in town watching torrential rain come down from the pub where we were out for our leaving drinks and end of season boozery. Looking up to the mountains when it cleared, I could see it'd been dumping. After a night out in Monty's, Lone Star, Revolver and The Bunker, got back home and looked up at the Remarks - completely white, glistening in the moonlight.

    Last day @ Remarks Last day @ Remarks

    October 9th 2006: Opened the curtains to massive snowflakes, white everywhere outside, Remarks covered in thick cloud. By about 10am things had calmed down and it all cleared away to a beautiful bluebird day. Looked on the webcams and even Coronet looked amazing - untracked deep pow everywhere - wasn't long before someone was up there on the Skidoos. Big load of snow piled up on Remarks cam, no sign of any life up there. Went and had lunch at Hamills, looking up at the snow, wanting to be up there. Heard that they'd had 40cm up there and there was more on the way. Sure enough, that arrived again laster in the afternoon and continued through the night.

    Spring Dump @ Remarks

    October 10th 2006: Surprise, surprise, woke up to more snow falling today, right down here at lake level. What's going on here?! Bonkers - we had 23c just a couple of days ago. Now, you may be thinking, ok, so why's Sloth not been out riding it? Oh how many times have I been kicking myself about this? So, so frustrating. But as it stands, we're leaving here Thursday morning, boards are packed away, having had base grind, full tune and storage wax; outerwear is all clean and dry; got to clean this place; got to work. Excuses, excuses! If I could, I would. Oh, and the fact that there's no lifts open! Remarks road is a definate no-go, no way I'm driving through and avalanche zone when they've not been clearing anything. Coronet is possible - there's a few tracks up there now - looks like skiers who've been skinning up [hehe - not what you think Wink]. SnowPark is still open, and Canadian Sarah's gone off there today - not sure how happy I am about texts saying "it's like our own private park, plenty fresh dry pow and blue skies" while I'm cleaning the windows. [:'(] It's just my pay-back for all those powder days I've been texting her at work while I'm up playing!

    Hung my boots up

    Nope, I'm happy with the fact I've had an amazing season, great powder days and weather. More of a review of all that later. Onward and upward for myself and SJ - off to Mount Cook for a night (they've had 70cm+ up there, with high avalanche warning, so that might mean no walking for us Sad). After that it's off to Christchurch to find somewhere to live, then over to aussie for a couple of weeks holiday, sun and Mumhead+Curly Top's wedding.

  • No, I'm not quite finished yet

    ...said Mr Dumpy as he laid down another 25cm of dry fresh pow-pow on the mountains here on the last day of the season. Yeh, so what's that all about then? Just got back from our leaving drinks, been raining proper hard all afternoon down here, but dumping big time up top. All mountains covered in fresh white stuff but no lifts open 2moro to ride them. Might be a hike in order. If we can get up the road!
  • Last few Queenstown rides

    Have been trying to get out riding as much as possible before we leave Queenstown, back on the old trails I rode when we arrived back in April. Mildred has been in for a new season tune-up and pleased to say the guys at Bike Fix did an amazing job! A mere $45 (that's £15 to all you lot over there!) has left her with the smoothest-running drivetrain ever. They've got me trying out a different set-up for my brake levers too - apparently one-finger braking is the go - less effort required, less tired arms, more power. Sounded weird to me at the time, but gave it a go anyway.

    Oh yeh, so out on the trails - went back to Seven Mile where I took this photo earlier in the season - and funnily enuf it looks just as amazing now!


    Seven Mile Creek Trail  

    That trail is awesome, bigger river crossings this time of year, but otherwise was pretty dry and fast, albeit still too many unrideable bits compared to Kelvin Heights. Came to the junction with the "IB55 - Expert Mountain Bikers" sign that failed to warn me of an impending crash back in April. Thought, yeh this time I'll nail it. Unsure of which way round the trail was supposed to be ridden, cos seemed to be too much climbing at first. Turned around and hit it the other way, all good. Flying past a sign with skull and crossbones on, think it said something about "very steep". Yeh, must've been that, cos next thing I know I've gone off the front of Mildred and wrapped myself nicely around a tree. Ooops. Brushed off the cuts and bruises on left leg and continued on to the end of the trail at the beach. Sitting down there thinking what an amazing place this is here, not noticing the *** sandflies munching away on my legs. Arsebiscuits! I certainly notice them now! So, so itchy.

    Another day, another ride. Was so nice outside, couldn't resist a quick one on my local trail, Kelvin Heights. Dunno how many times I've ridden that trail, but just can't get bored of it! Big Smile  Definately gonna miss it. Just to even things up, didn't quite make it up a rock-step-up on way back and still clipped in, fell off to the right. ***. Right leg with matching cuts. My legs look pretty. Not

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