Dan Black's Theories

March 2007 - Posts

• The boys are back in town

  News fresh in from the lesley farming mission: Mr dumpy has not failed us, 2 days of blue sky first, then last night his bowels began to move and have continued shitting pretty much all day! So early to bed tonight for us boys ready for a full day in the fields tomorrow. Highlights so far Jamarl forgets jacket 250 Euro later sorts himself a nizza green volcom number - the King would be proud of this sort of spending! Fancy that last night - just the warm up although there is talk in the camp of no more booze Big air - special mention to the Goodstuff and his fearless approach to the boarding! Sloth winning the shitting count 8 in three days so far Meeting up with the udders - well trying to but not suceeding Lesley is treating us very well indeed, I'll be heading back to the ranch now just hoping Jamarl has finished with his specialist DVD's. 10-4   Posted Mar 19 2007, 03:44 PM by Dan Black with 6 comment(s)

• Dan Black in the noos!!

  Well looks like Dan Black has moved from Construction press to the national press. Working under his pseudonym "Danny Brown" The Guardian decided to ask him some questions then write completely different answers to the ones he gave...apparently I love Big Brother - I only have a younger one!! Only thought about a gnarlyboarders mention after the event - apologies to lovers of all things gnarly I'll get it sorted next time! Laters Posted Mar 06 2007, 07:22 AM by Dan Black with 2 comment(s)

• Here comes the.......Royal Bride!

  Yes well here it is, news fresh from the land of cheese and accurate timing!   The King has finally popped his shnitzel and asked for Bob's hand in marriage.  The deed was done whilst farming off-piste with Bob in Verbier where she graciously accepted.  Rumour has it the ring wasn't SmartPrice, but certainly wasn't cheap at it comes with a free carpark fine!!   Good luck to another gnarlyboarder union, and lets farm out a gnarly wedding with the King on his throne!!!   Roving Reported Black signing off. Posted Mar 01 2007, 04:44 PM by Dan Black with 4 comment(s) Filed under: snowboarding, engagement, Switzerland