So there was Dan Black choosing his latest Cheval down at the farm, as he walked through the gate someone was staring at him.... Affleck, proud sponsors of smiffys.com!

http://www.youtube.com/v/g9TrYoD2QB4 http://www.youtube.com/v/g9TrYoD2QB4 View original media here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9TrYoD2QB4 There were two bits he missed out there: I wanna see Windmills Where the hell was the Fancy That?!

So there was Dan Black developing his wedding disposable cameras and wait, hold on a god damn second what is this that Boots have given me?....... Back in the day farming it out at the Barn, love it absolute magic this lot! So here is a call to all gnarlyboarders...

At this rate, I'm gonna end up doing more days in Kent than I did in the whole of my last season in NZ!! So there we were again, more fresh and time to get back out there. Chris had managed to find two of those 80s classic sledges - now they don't...

Never would've thought I'd be doing this much riding in Kent, but here it is. Another fantastic morning with nobody about. Just wouldn't mind a lift or two cos walking up gets Alain right out. Great conditions in Kent again this morning. Another...

10 years old we may be, but numbers are certainly dwindling. As I write this, I know only 3 of us committed to getting out in the mountains so far this year. Yes, only 3. Even those without kids aren't into it any more. A few years ago we almost had...

Well my board is ready and waiting by the door - who's with me on this one? Weather Warning Tuesday 5 January WEATHER WARNING There is a high risk an extreme weather event affecting parts of southern England this evening and overnight. A period of...

The end of one and the start of another. And the start of a new era for GnarlyBoarders? I've moved the site to a new host, which is of no interest to anyone apart from me, as it stops me having to pay £70 a year to host.

News just in... Look who got on the front page of the official Movember London party photos!!! Fancy That Productions - I salute you! http://uk.movember.com/news/view/id/649/category/national/

The tractors have all be in for quite a long service this summer/autumn/winter (I've no idea what season it's supposed to be - November in shorts anyone?). Now they're all nicely tuned and ready to push a bit further east this time. So St...

Some pretty sick vids here from NZ. Love the refined angriness of the Audi in the third one! Episode One Episode Two Episode Three

Yes, I’ve given in to pressure and decided it’s finally time to let Mildred go her own way. I think she’ll be happy to stay in NZ. We’ve had an awesome innings together, but now it’s time for me to get something newererer. Let’s just hope I get a decent...

Answer: The gayest thing ever! Check out this video of the Colonel and his “friend”. Surely the video of the 2010 season already?! Brings a tear to the Japanese eye.

So there I was, Googling myself as you do, and what comes up as the 2nd hit? This little beauty . Goodnight my dears, sleep tight.

Watch the video It’s been like that for a few days now – glad I’m not stuck up there!